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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-08-30 10:45 am (UTC)(link)

For the first time in two-hundred years, Astarion is free.

... Perhaps not free-free, what with Cazador still being alive and the additional threat of imminent ceramorphosis, but when the majority of one's life has been confined to sucking on rats and following the every order of a mad, evil bastard? He'll take the tadpole in his brain, thank you very much — maybe even throw in one or two more before their ultimate extration if it'll help rid him of Cazador for good.

He's also rather pleased with himself for having the sense to fall in with Daan and his motley crew of fashion disasters. If nothing else Astarion is well aware that he'll need protection if he's to make it out of this alive: he's skilled with daggers, yes, and a menace with a crossbow, but it always helps to have a madwoman in full plate armour on hand to run in and take the hits. Wizards can be useful when buildings need levelling — even if Gale did somehow manage to get stuck in a portal — and while he's obviously suspicious of anyone who calls themself "Shadowheart?" Two clerics are better than one.

And speaking of clerics ...

"Where in the Hells did that come from?"

Daan had seemed the most reasonable of his new companions, and so it had made sense (in Astarion's opinion, anyway) to set up his own tent opposite the doctor's. He'd expected peace, quiet, and perhaps a little further insight into their situation from watching the man conduct his experiments — all that's manifested thus far is a mystery cat with unsettling lamp-like eyes.

Suffice it to say that Astarion doesn't care for it.

"Be a dear and get rid of it, would you? I'd say we have more than enough 'animal companions' tagging along on our little camping trip," he croons, making a flourishing gesture towards his own forehead. The sharpness in those red eyes belies the flirty note of his tone: this is a man who is used to purring his way into the good graces of others, but one who clearly has his own agenda in doing so.

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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-08-30 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)

"If it were possible?"

Astarion repeats Daan's words back to him with no small hint of scepticism — that flirty manner dropping all together to be replaced with something more sarcastic. He doesn't bother with the pretence when it's clear it isn't going to get him anywhere, and without Cazador breathing down his neck (metaphorically speaking, of course) there's no reason to keep on pushing. Instead, he levels a suspicious look at the cat before snapping his book closed with an audible huff, then turns to toss it back into the open flap of his tent.

... With any luck Daan won't notice the bloodstains and dirt-trails smearing the material.

"What do you mean 'if it were possible?' A swift, sharp boot to the behind should see it off, shouldn't it?"

He's kicked his fair share of cats in his time, after all. The less savory areas of Baldur's Gate are teeming with strays, and Astarion isn't putting his only pair of boots at risk of cat piss. Not now, not ever. Placing a hand on his hip, he watches for a moment as Daan inspects the tadpole before perking up with an idea:

"Say, why not try scaring it off with that thing? See how it reacts to all that ..." He wrinkles his nose, evidently repulsed by the tadpole: "Wriggling."

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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-08-31 10:42 am (UTC)(link)

Astarion just scoffs at the comment.

"Cats are like people, darling. The strays and the weirdos—" he gestures towards the unbothered specimen lounging at Daan's feet, "I could do without. The cats of quality, on the other hand, I could admire all day."

Evidently he does not believe their tag-along to be a 'cat of quality' — whatever that means. Anyway, he isn't going to let himself get too distracted by feline chatter when there's an experiment unfolding beneath his very nose. Daan's furry little friend inspects the bottle before reacting in what even Astarion has to admit is the correct manner: with bared teeth, a wrinkled nose, and a most distrustful hiss.

"At least it isn't lacking for common sense," he mutters disdainfully, before venturing a little closer to Daan and his work. Just one step, then another, soft as anything against the grass — ostensibly to watch him ponder over the tadpole, however he can't deny that some small part of it might be to do with the scent of his skin and all the hot, fresh blood beneath it.

... Dammit all. He's going to need to sneak out of camp tonight, isn't he.

Clearing his throat, Astarion lets an awkward silence hang between them before continuing on:

"Well? Any thoughts on our little parasites thus far?"

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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-09-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)

Something odd about their batch? Now that is an interesting theory — interesting enough to draw his attention away from the now positively grinning cat — and one that might even hold some water, to boot.

Still. Astarion supposes that there's something to be said for the cleric knowing his limits: after all, even he couldn't argue that the situation they've been thrown into is utterly unprecedented, and he'd rather be travelling with someone willing to put in the work and research than a quack with an overgrown ego. Besides, the fact that Daan is a doctor surely means he'll be invested in continuing his research — which nicely takes care of the fact that Astarion has no inclination towards studying at the best of times.

He should keep Daan on-side. Keep him ... satisfied, if he can, by whatever means necessary, until he's found them all a cure and he can get back to his Cazador problem.

Those are thoughts for later. The conversation turns to the druids and Astarion barks out a lilting laugh:

"Oh, I dare say they'll have some kind of library hidden away among the heaps of fertilizer — but you saw how they treat outsiders. I'd be surprised if that Kagha woman would spare us so much as a cup of water." He waves a hand dismissively, before letting a curling smile settle across his mouth. "Perhaps we ought to try some other method of getting what we want, hm? If we were to slink in one quiet night, keep ourselves to the shadows ..."

Is Daan the goody two-shoes type, or is he willing to play dirty?

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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-09-07 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)

Astarion approves.

As much is evident in the way the tension in his shoulders relaxes a little way; tension that hadn't necessarily been obvious beforehand, but now that it's loosened is easily identifiable for what it was. The thoughtful look, the long moment of consideration — it would seem Daan is a person who understands the value of doing what's best for them, which means their methods may very well be in alignment for the time being.

Good to know.

"Well fortunately for you, my own talents will more than make up for any such deficits you bring — or rather, don't bring to the table," is his arch reply, the smile at his lips turning a shade more smug. For better or for worse, Astarion has always had a knack for getting what he wants, and if Daan has no qualms with stealing from the druids then it seems a viable option to consider.

"And do you know, I can't remember the last time I worked with a lookout," he continues, a bark of that sing-song laughter escaping him. Something stinging turns in his stomach — he's never needed a lookout because he was always too good at stealing those poor wretches back to Cazador — and he learned early on that the people of Baldur's Gate are far more likely to guard their possessions than they are their loved ones.

He pushes the thought away and lets the laughter linger on his lips.

"What fun! Perhaps we should put it to the others on the morrow, hm?"

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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-09-07 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)

Hells, what he wouldn't give for a real drink. Not a purtid rat alreay tasting of black rot; not a boar, or a badger, or some unfortunate courier's horse; a drink of hot, fresh life-blood from a living, thinking thing. He's hungry enough that the question stalls him for a moment, and red eyes drift almost absently to the apple of Daan's throat before flitting up to his face again.

Get ahold of yourself, you fool.

"I suppose something is usually better than nothing ..."

His reply seems a little sardonic, though, as does the slight face he pulls at the unlabelled drink of dubious origin. Cazador may have fed his spawn on dead vermin but at least his purse was always kept heavy for his seductions: ply them with expensive wine, make them feel like he only had eyes for them, then seduce them all the way back to his master's palace of death.

No.

No.

Cazador is his master no longer ... but that doesn't mean he can't employ the same methods for himself. He lets the frown melt away into something exasperated yet charming:

"But if you feed me a cup of tavern piss you shan't find me quite so amenable to these little ... night-time chats, in future. Understood?"

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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-09-10 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)

Astarion's own gaze is drawn down as those large, glowing eyes regard him from near Daan's ankles, and an uncomfortable sensation runs through him as the fine hairs at his nape prick up to stand on end. Cats are supposed to be distinguished, elegant creatures — in truth he finds them highly relatable — but there's something off about this one that sets his blood on edge. With any luck the thing will wander off in the night and end up as as a little furry snack.

Fortunately for both of them, Daan pulls his attention back up as he hands him a half-filled cup. Astarion lifts it to his nose for a disdainful sniff, swirls the contents once, twice, before setting it against his lips and taking a small sip.

It's awful, of course, but it isn't Gods-awful. It isn't quite what he wants — his attention passes Daan's throat for a second time but he forces himself not to linger, and instead knocks back another mouthful before pulling a face for posterity.

"... It'll do," he sighs with the long-suffering tone of one doing another a favour, as the warmth of cheap booze and honey spreads across his tongue. "'Hate' would be too strong a word, in any case."

He holds out the cup expectantly, indicating that Daan should go ahead and fill it properly. In the meanwhile he decides to do a little further prying:

"So! These standards of yours ... to what other aspects of your life to they stretch, I wonder? Work? Friends? Lovers?"

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[personal profile] astarihun 2023-09-19 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)

"Nosey? I'm offended, darling. I much prefer to think of it as a healthy interest."

But yes, he's absolutely nosey, and if his expression is anything to go by he seems genuinely amused by Daan's description of his standards. Who'd have thought his tastes would range so widely — Gods, that they would run close to Lae'zel? It's excellent news for him, of course, as it suggests he'd be open enough to a silver-tongued rogue, which is really all Astarion needed to hear.

"How very curious," he all but purrs, before glancing across to the Gith'yanki's tent.

"I'm almost tempted to tell her that she could be in with a shot at you — but I suspect she wouldn't take kindly to any pointers I might offer on toning down her bloodthirsty, impatient side."

A silly, high-pitched chuckle escapes him as he lifts his cup to his lips, before indulging in a long sip of the pilfered mead.

"Although I have to say: I'm a little surprised. I'd thought most clerics would be a bit more ... discerning, in their tastes. Shadowheart, for example."

Pricklier than a manticore, that one.