ashenputtel: that's a lie i would never be so disrespectful to somebody's mother like that (HECKLE 👊 incoming yo momma joke)
Balthus "stupid Batman" von Albrecht ([personal profile] ashenputtel) wrote in [community profile] sleepytimejunction 2021-10-11 04:34 am (UTC)

Oh, yeah, then we should definitely brawl sometime. Tell you a secret, that Dimitri guy's on my list, too. I saw him throwing punches one time at some training dummies on the grounds, and whew! Tore a couple of 'em clean in half. I've never seen anything like it. Damn, I'd love to fight him sometime. I bet he could put me through a wall!

[Balthus von Albrecht talks about Prince and Heir Apparent Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd's fighting prowess the way that children in 1992 talked about wanting a TalkBoy™ tape recorder for Christmas.]

...Or, uh. I mean. There's nothing wrong with gardening, though, if that's what you like to do. You know, all that...watering?

[Nice save.]

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