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dedon't worry about it ([personal profile] deduety) wrote in [community profile] sleepytimejunction2021-10-06 07:26 pm

⚘ two giant handsome men



[The greenhouse is one of the few spots that Dedue feels comfortable enough in. He's given plenty of space usually by other students and staff, so he has little to be concerned for as he tends to the plants. That being said, he's also quite used to people hovering, whether being wary of him or being curious. Neither really matters as Dedue minds his business and continues to work.

It's not often that Balthus is out of Abyss, though.

For several minutes, he is quiet, disposing of weeds into a basket before he's watering some of the plants. Some are left alone as they don't need as much attention.

Eventually, he finally addresses Balthus.]


What is it?
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-07 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He still gets letters from Holst pretty often, even despite his self-imposed blackout on letting his best buddy ever find out anything about where he is, what he's doing, or just how up to his eyeballs in debt he might be at any given moment. It's probably only to be expected, given the far reach of the Gonerils; Holst might just be one of the few lords in the Alliance who even could have him tracked down with impunity, and not risk the wrath of Duke Gloucester.

Or, like. Maybe Hilda just told him. That's probably the more likely thought.

Regardless, his most recent letter had turned up with a gift inside — a packet of good old Almyran pine needles for making tea out of, but with a couple of seed pods tucked away inside, too. Maybe that was just an accident. Probably he should've just tossed them and enjoyed his tea.

But something inside him drove him to the greenhouse anyway — maybe some weird ache of nostalgia for fond memories he's left behind, or maybe just the strange desire to keep a piece of Holst close at hand, when his best friend is now and always so damn far away.]


Hey. You're, uh...that guy, right? The Prince of Faerghus's guy. How's it going?

[He says, cheerfully, utterly unmindful of the fact that the greenhouse is typically kept quiet, and that idle passerby typically don't talk to the Duscur man who likes to spend time there.]

Don't mind me. I just came in here to plant something, is all.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-09 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! You got that right. Tell you the truth, I kind of can't stand it!

[Which is quite a thing to say to a man who spends the vast majority of his leisure hours in the greenhouse, but there's something so painfully earnest about the way Balthus says it that it's not even that he's being unintentionally derogatory; he's just so painfully honest about his own preferences, and completely unabashed about stating them.]

My buddy sent me these seeds, though. And I kinda figured maybe if I stuck 'em in the dirt, they'd start growing. Better than just letting 'em dry out and blow away, I figure.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-10 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. Really? Isn't Duscur way up in the north, though? Guess I never really thought that the trees up there would be anything like the ones out east...

[And he's still not interested in gardening, but he can't deny that his interest is a little piqued at this new information.]

I can't just have you doing work on my behalf, though, and not getting anything in return. How about I buy you a drink, huh? I've got a tab going down at the Wilted Rose. A little more added onto it won't be any problem.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sure it's necessary! What kind of a man do you think I am? As though I'd go around asking favors without paying them back.

[Okay, so technically he does that when it comes to borrowing money...kind of a lot, but this isn't about money, now is it! This is about Holst, and therefore it is sacred.]

Look, I get it. An upstanding guy like you probably doesn't want to be seen around riffraff like me. But it's not like that down in Abyss, all right? We're all on equal footing downstairs.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure I'm speaking to the only guy the next king of Faerghus takes with him everywhere he goes, pal. Nice guy, that Dimitri. He's real popular down in our neck of the woods.

[Not that that's exactly surprising, really. Of the three monastery lords, Dimitri is far less severe than Edelgard and far more forthright than Claude. The fact that he's the perfect ideal of a blond-haired blue-eyed savior prince on a literal white horse certainly isn't hurting anything, either.]

But just what "others" do you think I'm so worried about, anyway?
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah? Maybe you'll have to tell me all about how it's so different, sometime. Plenty of time for storytelling when it's over a drink.

[He grins, all but beaming in comparison to Dedue's much more subdued amusement, but equally approving nevertheless.]

Anyway, here. These are the seeds. Think you can work some magic with 'em?

[And he produces a little bag, offering them to Dedue.]
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Guess we will! And, uh...sorry. What'd you say your name was?

[To Balthus's credit, he actually has the decency to look sheepish about having to ask.]

Don't get me wrong, I know who you are. It's just slipping my mind, is all.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Dedue! Hey, now I've got it, and you can be sure I won't forget it.

[And just to make things official, he sticks out his gloved hand, bold and amicable.]

King of Grappling, Balthus von Albrecht. Though I hear you're not bad on the battlefield, yourself!
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, then we should definitely brawl sometime. Tell you a secret, that Dimitri guy's on my list, too. I saw him throwing punches one time at some training dummies on the grounds, and whew! Tore a couple of 'em clean in half. I've never seen anything like it. Damn, I'd love to fight him sometime. I bet he could put me through a wall!

[Balthus von Albrecht talks about Prince and Heir Apparent Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd's fighting prowess the way that children in 1992 talked about wanting a TalkBoy™ tape recorder for Christmas.]

...Or, uh. I mean. There's nothing wrong with gardening, though, if that's what you like to do. You know, all that...watering?

[Nice save.]
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that goes both ways, doesn't it? Just 'cause I don't like it doesn't mean I should be getting down on it in front of you, I guess. Especially knowing that you do like it.

[He shrugs.]

Anyway, thanks, pal. It'd mean a lot to me, seeing one of those trees growing around here.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, you think so? Well, at least I'm still good-looking!

[He laughs, raking a hand through his hair as though the topic of his looks was ever actually a serious consideration in this conversation, and then half-turns in the direction of the exit.]

But yeah, I'll look forward to it. See you around, Dedue.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Dedue chooses a good day for a visit, and not just because the Wilted Rose has gotten in a fresh cask of ale that, while nowhere near worthy of being described as "the good stuff", is still at least somewhat better than the everyday swill they're all sort of used to down in Abyss. Besides just good fortune with the day's alcohol, he's also chosen a day when Balthus has fortuitously come into a pouchful of coins, which means his tab can ride for another night without much complaint because this time he's paying up-front.

He's only a beer or two in when Dedue turns up in the doorway, looking unusually dapper and clean-cut among the usual Abyssian riffraff — a description he hands out to his fellows in the kindest possible way — and so the fact that he's shameless about waving expansively at Dedue from his spot at the third-best table in the house is more to do with just being pleased to see him than it is anything to do with a lack of inhibitions.]


Well, well, look who it is! Hey, over here, pal! Good to see you, c'mon and take a load off!
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet! Hey, you picked a great night to swing by. A flock of pheasants turned up in the woods not far from the monastery, and we managed to bag us a fair few of 'em! So it's good eating and good drinking here in the Wilted Rose tonight.

[As Dedue sits, Balthus motions vigorously to the barkeep, beckoning him toward their table.]

Hey, look alive, will you? Let me get a round for my friend over here! Oh, and, uh...

[He glances at Dedue, questioning.]

Something to eat? Did you come hungry?

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