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dedon't worry about it ([personal profile] deduety) wrote in [community profile] sleepytimejunction2021-10-06 07:26 pm

⚘ two giant handsome men



[The greenhouse is one of the few spots that Dedue feels comfortable enough in. He's given plenty of space usually by other students and staff, so he has little to be concerned for as he tends to the plants. That being said, he's also quite used to people hovering, whether being wary of him or being curious. Neither really matters as Dedue minds his business and continues to work.

It's not often that Balthus is out of Abyss, though.

For several minutes, he is quiet, disposing of weeds into a basket before he's watering some of the plants. Some are left alone as they don't need as much attention.

Eventually, he finally addresses Balthus.]


What is it?
ashenputtel: i named my fists law and order because your face goes "doink doink" when they hit you (READY 👊 heard you were talkin shit)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah? Maybe you'll have to tell me all about how it's so different, sometime. Plenty of time for storytelling when it's over a drink.

[He grins, all but beaming in comparison to Dedue's much more subdued amusement, but equally approving nevertheless.]

Anyway, here. These are the seeds. Think you can work some magic with 'em?

[And he produces a little bag, offering them to Dedue.]
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Guess we will! And, uh...sorry. What'd you say your name was?

[To Balthus's credit, he actually has the decency to look sheepish about having to ask.]

Don't get me wrong, I know who you are. It's just slipping my mind, is all.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Dedue! Hey, now I've got it, and you can be sure I won't forget it.

[And just to make things official, he sticks out his gloved hand, bold and amicable.]

King of Grappling, Balthus von Albrecht. Though I hear you're not bad on the battlefield, yourself!
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, then we should definitely brawl sometime. Tell you a secret, that Dimitri guy's on my list, too. I saw him throwing punches one time at some training dummies on the grounds, and whew! Tore a couple of 'em clean in half. I've never seen anything like it. Damn, I'd love to fight him sometime. I bet he could put me through a wall!

[Balthus von Albrecht talks about Prince and Heir Apparent Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd's fighting prowess the way that children in 1992 talked about wanting a TalkBoy™ tape recorder for Christmas.]

...Or, uh. I mean. There's nothing wrong with gardening, though, if that's what you like to do. You know, all that...watering?

[Nice save.]
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that goes both ways, doesn't it? Just 'cause I don't like it doesn't mean I should be getting down on it in front of you, I guess. Especially knowing that you do like it.

[He shrugs.]

Anyway, thanks, pal. It'd mean a lot to me, seeing one of those trees growing around here.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, you think so? Well, at least I'm still good-looking!

[He laughs, raking a hand through his hair as though the topic of his looks was ever actually a serious consideration in this conversation, and then half-turns in the direction of the exit.]

But yeah, I'll look forward to it. See you around, Dedue.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Dedue chooses a good day for a visit, and not just because the Wilted Rose has gotten in a fresh cask of ale that, while nowhere near worthy of being described as "the good stuff", is still at least somewhat better than the everyday swill they're all sort of used to down in Abyss. Besides just good fortune with the day's alcohol, he's also chosen a day when Balthus has fortuitously come into a pouchful of coins, which means his tab can ride for another night without much complaint because this time he's paying up-front.

He's only a beer or two in when Dedue turns up in the doorway, looking unusually dapper and clean-cut among the usual Abyssian riffraff — a description he hands out to his fellows in the kindest possible way — and so the fact that he's shameless about waving expansively at Dedue from his spot at the third-best table in the house is more to do with just being pleased to see him than it is anything to do with a lack of inhibitions.]


Well, well, look who it is! Hey, over here, pal! Good to see you, c'mon and take a load off!
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet! Hey, you picked a great night to swing by. A flock of pheasants turned up in the woods not far from the monastery, and we managed to bag us a fair few of 'em! So it's good eating and good drinking here in the Wilted Rose tonight.

[As Dedue sits, Balthus motions vigorously to the barkeep, beckoning him toward their table.]

Hey, look alive, will you? Let me get a round for my friend over here! Oh, and, uh...

[He glances at Dedue, questioning.]

Something to eat? Did you come hungry?
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-15 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, all right. But speak up if you change your mind!

[At Balthus's signal, the barkeep brings over a slightly dented metal tankard of ale for Dedue, and then heads back with Balthus's request for a spicy meat pie, which he cheerfully advises will be out in twenty minutes or so.

Meanwhile, at the table, Balthus sobers a little in response to the question.]


...Everybody struggles down here. We do all right, mostly, but when times get hard...well, they get hard here first.

[He laughs, under his breath.]

We're under good management, though. Helps keep the order. So we scrounge and we scrap and we make do — and we make sure to enjoy our nights of bounty when we've got 'em.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
What've you got to apologize for? Most people wouldn't bother to ask.

[Some people might consider it folly, to tip their chair back onto its two hind legs when 1) they've been drinking and 2) it's already a little bit rickety to begin with, but Balthus is fearless and does it effortlessly, rocking slightly back and forth with the lackadaisical nature of it all.]

"The world turned its back on us, so we turned our backs on the world." It goes both ways, see? So maybe the world made us outcasts. That doesn't mean we won't still stick together on our own.
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-15 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You do a great impression of our resident oracle. She's full of sage wisdom, too.

[It's hard to guess how a guy like Dedue will react to that sort of teasing. He's so stiff, he might not see it for what it is at first, Balthus muses. But hopefully he'll catch on. It'd be nice to see the guy crack a smile before he leaves the hospitality of Abyss.]

Been keeping after the garden? How are things, topside?
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-10-15 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh, yeah? A Hero's Relic, huh.

[Dedue may not have any opinions on that, but Balthus's face certainly darkens a little at the mention, his chair clunking as all four legs hit the ground again.]

I'd be careful messing around with all that, Dedue. Relics like those can be bad news in the hands of people who aren't meant to hold 'em.

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